didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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