I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
My life is pants optional.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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