Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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