This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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