Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Sorry about my life...
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
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