i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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