ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
be right there i have to get my cape
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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