Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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