I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
I forgot wine drunk hurts
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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