Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
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