You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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