Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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