so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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