So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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