...so i touched it.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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