after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
we're so committed to being not committed
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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