i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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