What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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