And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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