It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
its liver damage thursday
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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