i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
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