Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
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The only downside is I can't stop skipping
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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