My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
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