Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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