In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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