No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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