you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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