Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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