please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
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