I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I showed him my bush... on skype.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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