i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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