butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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