I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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