Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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