If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
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