You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
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