smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
I'm passing your future prison.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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