Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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