Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
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