ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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