Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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