My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
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