i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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