I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
So vagazzling was a success
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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