i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I am naked and annoyed.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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