ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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