this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
