i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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