I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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