why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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