Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
he was CRYING into my vagina
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Randomize
