Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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