butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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