is your mom at the bar?
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Are my feet made of real feet?
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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