i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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