No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
OPIZZABONMYDICK
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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